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The end of obesity by 2035!

The end of obesity by 2035!

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Jul 03, 2025
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Good news my friends, by 2035 there will be no more obesity in the UK! The fat of the land will be gone! Yes, that’s the sincere promise from little Wes Streeting, our much beloved Health Secretary! (Sarcasm filter on)

BRITAIN will be “fat free” within a decade, paving the way for tax cuts worth billions of pounds, Wes Streeting declared yesterday. The Health Secretary told The Sun he is on a mission to slash levies by giving more people access to drugs such as Ozempic and Mounjaro.

Big claim, so how will be achieve this?

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