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The Quad-demic is here!

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David Vance
Nov 12, 2025
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It looks we are being prepped for another “severe winter of illness and death” - as Biden would put it. You see, the jab-a-holics never sleep and we must always be afraid.

The media warns us about a ferocious mutant strain of H3N2 influenza. Ferocious, I say. This has allegedly twisted through seven mutations since summer, Dubbed a potential “quad-demic,” this viral cocktail of flu, COVID-19, norovirus, and RSV threatens to swamp the NHS, (Snores) with patients possibly juggling two or three bugs at once. It might even wipe out all human life. Maybe all interplanetary life too!

LOL - can you imagine the brass neck they have to try pushing this old chestnut again?

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