The Witches of Blue Origin
Oh wow everybody, Katy Perry has gone into space, and she sang “What a Wonderful World” and it’s all like super duper amazing. That was yesterdays’s programming for you but I think we need to step back a little and understand what really happened!
Yes, Katy Perry joined an all-female crew (yay, girl boss power!) for an alleged suborbital spaceflight aboard Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket, marking the first all-female space mission since Valentina Tereshkova’s solo flight in 1963.
The 11-minute journey launched from West Texas, reaching an altitude of about 62 miles, crossing the Kármán line—the boundary of space.
The crew included journalist Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez (Jeff Bezos’ rather plastic fiancée), former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen, and filmmaker Kerianne Flynn.
The flight was controlled remotely so none of them actually DID anything other than sit there, more girl boss power.
During the flight, the crew experienced a few minutes of weightlessness, marveling at views of Earth and the moon. Perry sang Louis Armstrong’s “What a Wonderful World” while floating in the capsule, emphasising the collective experience over personal performance. God, that must have been so excruciating to hear.
She brought a daisy, symbolizing her daughter Daisy, to remind her of Earth’s preciousness. After landing, Perry kissed the ground and described the experience as a profound “journey,” second only to motherhood, expressing feelings of love, surrender, and unity.
FFS.
I laughed when I read that Perry prepared for this 11 minute flight by reading Carl Sagan’s Cosmos and studying string theory, reflecting her lifelong interest in astrophysics. (!!!) She said the flight inspired her to write a song, aiming to capture the unity and perspective gained from seeing Earth from space. The crew’s custom-designed suits, crafted with brand Monse, added a glamorous touch, with Perry joking they “put the ‘ass’ in astronaut.
After they had come down, Katy was interviewed and instantly won the plaudits as most annoying person since Meghan Markle
“Feminine Divine” - I see. Casual blasphemy.
It seems to me that it is plausible that they did NOT actually go into space in the way that has been claimed. This feels more like a PR stunt for Bezos than an actual flight.
I also worry the Occult vibes that follow Katy Perry’s musical ascension.
It is almost as if she is chosen to lead the gullible down a false path starting with “I kissed a girl, I liked it”
When we are presented with these events and the media chatter is full of praise, THAT is when we should be suspicious!
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it was an 11 minute roller coaster ride, FFS. their only responsibility was not throwing up on each other.
Excuse my language but that is pure bollocks, if the truth is known all those Space Wokeys were put up in some luxurious location while the whole thing was staged, I would've like to have seen the whole Feminist crewe sent on a one way journey into space and onwards to their spiritual home-Venus!