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The crying game
Guest article by Andy Mac
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The British Army is a woke farce!
Is DEI destroying our British military?
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Starmer’s Resignation Could Lead to Farage in No. 10—and Why That’s a worry!
When you look at the deep unpopularity of Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves, you might be looking at a change in the Labour leadership.
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Time to go to war with France?
Did you see that the BBC *just happened* to be present on a French beach when the French Police punctured a dinghy full of illegal invaders?
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Ban Halal and junk Farage!
WHAT is the point of Reform winning the 2029 General Election if it is going to shy away from doing anything that really challenges Islam?
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Independence Day!
To celebrate the 250th Birthday of the greatest nation on this planet, here’s my special offer.
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Recreational Abortion is all the rage
When the Abortion Act 1967 was passed, it was designed to make sure that abortions were safe, legal, and medically justified.
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The dawn of Jezbollah
It’s only a few days since I wrote here about the likely prospect of a new Jeremy Corbyn fronted Labour Party and it seems that I was right!
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The end of obesity by 2035!
Good news my friends, by 2035 there will be no more obesity in the UK!
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The Iron Chancellor weeps....
When Labour swept to victory last summer, Rachel Reeves pledged that she would be an "Iron" chancellor, reining in public spending and improving the…
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No Gazans wanted.
Let me be frank.
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The sound of silence..
I love silence.
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