No Morons, No Fires
••••GUEST ARTICLE BY ANDY MAC••••
15 August 2026
Take a look at the picture above. Where do you think this is? Could it be Stourbridge in the West Midlands? Nah, not enough Muslims about for it to be any place in the English Midlands! What about the North York Moors? Doubtful, unless we see Nick Berry whipping past on his Francis Barnett 198 motorbike. OK, I’ll come clean. This is, in fact, a picture of Death Valley, California. Often cited as the hottest place on the entirety of Planet Earth, temperatures there in the summer months average at between 45 and 50 Celsius. It can occasionally top out at around 56C. However much I am luxuriating in this fantastic summer weather, and can carry on as normal in temperatures as high as the mid-40s, I have to say I’d find being out in 56-degree heat a bit of a struggle.
What don’t struggle in those temperatures are the local flora. You see several different cacti about, plus the other usual plant life you’d expect to find in this sort of location. What you don’t see are wildfires. Funny that, isn’t it? All that heat and all that ‘global warming’, yet the plants are not spontaneously combusting. Death Valley is a National Park, so I checked their website. The last recorded incident of wildfire in that specific location was August, 2012 – almost 14 years ago! (https://www.nps.gov/deva/learn/news/south-complex-fires.htm) Just think, whilst other (more populated) parts of California have had to battle wildfires in the intervening years, the very hottest part of the Golden State hasn’t seen one since Barack Obama sat in the Oval Office. On the other hand, travel 5,500 miles east to the septic (used to be sceptered) island of Great Britain and you’re led to believe the entire island in smouldering away due in large part to the go-to excuse of climate change.
All the usual suspects were out of the traps with the rapidity of Mick the Miller when the land began to smoke. Zara Sultana(brain) tweeted this as Andy the Unelected announced a temporary ban on the sale of disposable barbecues (
). Imbeciles like her would be perfectly happy for the UK population to live in perpectual darkness (like one of those blind white salamanders you see on display in public aquariums), forage for food in the woods, and perform bowel movements in dug trenches if her and her ilk could stick it to the oil and gas companies. There’s absolutely no point in even trying to debate with folk like that. Just ignore them for long enough and they’ll go away…like some particularly malodorant flatus. Then we have The Guardian, as you can always rely on that rag to catastrophise every meteorological phenomenon to hit the UK as evidence of ‘climate change’ (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/14/stourbridge-wildfires-climate-change). Do you know how much extreme weather examples we have in this country? Practically none! In fact, the last one I recall was the ‘Great Storm’ of 1987 – the one Michael Fish told us was nonexistent. It managed to fell a 200-year-old oak tree on Croydon Road, just a stone’s throw from my flat. What’s more, I STILL attempted the journey to school that following Friday morning. It was only when I got to the bus stop and waited in vain over an hour for the 194 to take me to West Wickham, that I realised London Buses had stopped running that day. That’s what you call scholastic commitment!
We don’t have extreme weather in Britain. We only think we do because so many people here have never experienced parts of the worlds where extreme weather really DOES occur. ‘Big snow’ in Tenterden? Check out Winnipeg in January? ‘Big heat’ in Much Wenlock? Spend a week on the Sinai Peninsula in high summer. ‘Unbearable humidity’ in Darlington? Try a couple of hours shopping on Orchard Road in Singapore. What we certainly don’t have are wildfires due to spontaneous combustion, either. Fires in nature, sans human activity, are caused by either ash/lava from an erupting volcano, or dry lightning (a storm with no rain). If you go back to the report on the fire in Death Valley, you’ll note dry lightning was the cause of that blaze in 2012. Drill into the population of respective countries the importance of behaving responsibly when out in rural areas, and throw in the stick of heavy fines and/or imprisonment for starting fires depending on their intentional or unintentional nature, and you’ve got the necessary deterrant to minimise or remove the chances of things going ablaze.
Not here, though. We don’t do sensible laws any longer. Rather than adopt the above strategy, Islamo-commie Britain (as aforementioned) has temporarily banned the sale of disposable barbecues. This means the thousands of families who have taken care of the environment when they’ve decided to have their burgers and sausages in the wilds of, say, the Peak District, will now be banned from doing so. All because we have a legal and justice system unwilling to tackle head-on the minority of scumbags who ruin it for the rest of us. It doesn’t matter what the problem is, the solution is alway a broad-brush overreaction that penalises the many for the scumbaggery of the few! We live in a clown country where people aren’t even locked up anymore for crimes like rape and burglary! What chance have we got on incarcerating morons who cause the countryside to burn each time we get a run of a few hot weeks?
Burnham’s reaction to the wildfires is a parallel to his solution for the migrant invasion. Possessing neither the will nor the ideological commitment to stop these Third World peasants rocking up on our shores every day, he instead proposes spreading the multicultural misery to every village, hamlet and postcode in the land. Then he demonstates his blatant lack of irony awareness by claiming it’s the dry ground that’s made Britain a ‘tinderbox’!! Wow!
Britain is burning in places due to human stupidity and human activity. That’s it! It’s got sweet FA to do with the ‘climate crisis’. Furthermore, how about showing us what a serious government looks like? Punish the miscreants who spoil it for the rest of us. Don’t issue blanket bans and send us ‘1984’-style stupid alerts on our mobile phones. No morons, no fires.
Those in Greece the other year were caused by arsonists and I'm sure those in France this year were as well. Re-wilding and other modern countryside policies have just made things worse. I don't remember all these wildfires in 1976.
Exactly and 100% agree David. If any of them had brains they'd be dangerous.
My question is are they bought and payed for by the same paracites destroying this planet of OURS - NOT THEIRS? Because exactly the same thing happens around the world - add the interference with farmers who always tended to the land.
Far too many pathetic useful idiots is a huge problem also me thinks.