Satan applies to be Archbishop of Canterbury!

Now that Justin Welby has made history by stepping down as Archbishop of Canterbury in DISGRACE, the vacancy is surely one that only Satan can fulfil? OK, I hear you say that this might be a tad radical but given the Church of England’s refusal to stick to Christian and Biblical values, perhaps it is better if the real power behind it stepped into the light?

It seems to me that the Anglican Church has abandoned many of the precepts that made it meaningful in the first place and this is manifest in these simple images of the new Church of Woke.

Increasingly, a majority of Church of England priests embrace the LGBTQ+ agenda and are more interested in diluting christian values than promoting them. So on that basis, surely Satan would make the perfect new leader?

Failing that, I bet the new Archbishop will be a woman.